Theseus and the Maze-O-Muck by Blake Hoena

Author:Blake Hoena [Hoena, Blake]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: 978-1-4965-8358-1; 978-1-4965-8459-5; children’s books; books; Greek; Greek mythology; mythology; myths; chapter books; boys; gross; humor; chapter books; action and adventure; friendship; Hercules; Theseus; Medusa; Perseus; folk tales; comics; cartoons
Publisher: Capstone
Published: 2019-09-27T00:00:00+00:00

“Get out of my way, punk,” he growls. “It’s my turn.”

He then pulls the handle and FLUUSSSHH! He swirls around the toilet a couple times, and then FOOOSSSHHH! He disappears down the toilet.

“That’s it!” Theseus curses. “I’ve had enough of that bull-headed beast.”

Theseus steps into one of the toilets and pulls the handle. FLUUUSSSHHH!

Our hero drops down a long slide that twists to the right and darts to the left.

“WHHHEEE!” Theseus screams as he goes over a big bump in the slide and flies through the air.

Then the slide swirls around and around and around in a curly-Q and drops down toward a large pool. Theseus lands in it with a WHOOOSH!

His friends follow him, one by one, with a SPLISH!, a SPLASH!, a SPLOOSH!, and lastly a KER-PLOP! as Jason lands next to them.

“What a bunch of dingleberries,” the bull-man says.

He stands next to the pool and watches the heroes climb out.

“Don’t be a bully,” Theseus says.

“I’m not,” the man says. “I’m a Minotaur.”

“Just leave us alone,” Theseus says.

“Make me!” the Minotaur growls.

Theseus pulls out his giant fork and is about to poke the bully like he were a piece of spinach. But Odysseus steps in his way.

“Look,” he says, pointing to a sign. It reads, “NO SLAYING!”

“You’ll get us kicked out of the Labyrinth,” Hercules says.

“You can settle things over a challenge,” Perseus says.

“How about we race through the Maze-o-Muck?” the Minotaur says. “Loser has to wear your stanky shoes.”

“But I’m already wearing them,” Theseus says.

“That’s because you’re already a loser!” The Minotaur chuckles.

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